Loaded and Ready to Go

Retired professional basketball player and aspiring politician, 'Sir' Charles Barkley, was arrested in Arizona yesterday morning on charges of DUI. The arresting officers found and impounded a handgun they found in the vehicle; however, it wasn't the gun that was loaded and ready to go.
Barkley told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex; well he didn't put it as politely as that, what he actually said was, "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job."
This is the guy who has announced that he will be running for Governor of Alabama in 2014.
We've been clamoring for honesty in politics yet, somehow...
