Thirty-nine-year-old Brenton Alan Erhardt from Darwin, Australia, has pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and fined 2,000 Australian dollars. Boring, eh? Read on...

When Erhardt was pulled over for speeding back in July, he admitted to officers that he had filmed himself masturbating while driving from Adelaide to Darwin. He must have been mighty sore after that marathon, the distance is 3,051 miles! Oh, and he was apparently traveling at over 90 MPH at the time. And he was carrying cannabis in the car boot, with two cannabis plants on the back seat.

Perhaps that's why it took him three-thousand miles to pleasure himself - the dope had too much dope.

Oh, I forgot - he also pleaded guilty to driving unlicensed, carrying two cannabis smoking pipes, administering the drug and carrying a loaded rifle.

ABC News