It was announced on the British news networks about an hour ago that Boy George has been found guilty of chaining a naked male escort to a wall and beating him; he is now awaiting sentencing.

Some of the defense arguments used by BG during the two week trial verged on the ridiculous - he even claimed "I'm too fat and out of shape to beat up someone." The truth is, he's too fat and out of shape to get a partner that doesn't require payment at the end of the 'session.'

As for the man-whore, as previously suggested, he probably wouldn't have complained if his client had been a nobody. Okay, so BG is a nobody now, but he is also a 'has been,' in fact, the BBC describe him as 'a lonely, paranoid man struggling to find his place in the world.'

That old song of his 'Do You Really Want to Hurt Me' has a whole new ring to it now.

I'll await the sentence with interest.

BBC