Woman's Sense of Smell Saves the Day
Wyoming municipal employee, Brandon Raz, pleaded not guilty today to charges of twice ejaculating into the water bottle of a female co-worker.
The woman complained after drinking it that water from her bottle "smelled and tasted as if it had been contaminated by seminal fluid." That's because it had been. Top marks for her senses of taste and smell.
It wasn't until a month later, however, that the woman complained to the police after once again sniffing the contents of her water bottle and detecting the aroma of what she believed to be semen.
After being confronted by the DNA evidence, Raz admitted to a detective that he masturbated and ejaculated into his colleague's water bottle on two occasions.
Raz has been charged with misdemeanor battery, stalking, and attempted battery counts, each of which carries a maximum penalty of six months in prison and a $750 fine.
Disgusting. Got good aim though, hasn't he?