Keith Weatherley was spotted acting in a suspicious manner and has been fined £257 for offensive behavior, resisting police, and disobeying a police direction. He was parked at Nobbys Beach in Australia and, as you read on, you will realize just how apt that location was.

Suspecting that Weatherley might be armed, the police approached his car with weapons at the ready but Weatherley sped off the minute he spotted them.

Police gave chase but when Weatherley finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car. Officers used batons and spray to remove him - and that was when they discovered he had a a 750ml pasta jar around his penis. Weatherley continued to 'pleasure himself in between bouts of wrestling.'

Items found in the car by police included pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings, and a Jack Russell terrier. I don't even want to hazard a guess...

Weatherley, who was fined in the region of $600, said he resisted police because he was 'trying to make himself decent.'
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Metro