Obama Pants Stance
The President Elect told an MTV interviewer that he thought criminalizing baggy pants was a complete waste of time, although he added that "brothers should pull up their pants."
The MTV interviewer was prompted to question Obama on the matter by a controversial new law targeting droopy drawers in Riviera Beach. Police have made 17 arrests since they began enforcing the law mid-August.
In one example, an arrested man seemed puzzled when police stopped him for allegedly exposing "approximately five-six inches of his multi-colored boxer style undergarment."
Bring on the new world order!
