Hulk to Buy Linda New Seaman

Given the current economic climate, we're all struggling to balance the books. Celebrities aren't exempt, which is why Linda Hogan is having difficulties balancing her $40,000 a month budget. It's a tough world, and Mrs Hogan's money just doesn't go far enough, why only this week she had to foot a $14,000 bill at her doctor's office (for plastic surgery, according to Hulk).
Mrs Hogan's plastic is certainly going to need a little surgery if she is to finance her 19-year-old boyfriend's nautical ambitions. Which is why she wants Hulk to foot the bill.
Seems the best surgery for Hogan could be to cut the matrimonial ties.
