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Hulk to Buy Linda New Seaman

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Given the current economic climate, we're all struggling to balance the books. Celebrities aren't exempt, which is why Linda Hogan is having difficulties balancing her $40,000 a month budget. It's a tough world, and Mrs Hogan's money just doesn't go far enough, why only this week she had to foot a $14,000 bill at her doctor's office (for plastic surgery, according to Hulk).

Mrs Hogan's plastic is certainly going to need a little surgery if she is to finance her 19-year-old boyfriend's nautical ambitions. Which is why she wants Hulk to foot the bill.

Seems the best surgery for Hogan could be to cut the matrimonial ties.

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