Dozy Driver was Definitely Drunk
A Polish motorist drove to a police station to ask officers if he was too drunk to drive. The cops, in an attempt to help the driver with his query, breathalyzed the driver. They then arrested him and charged him with DUI.
A police spokesman said: "He had been out drinking with friends and at the end of the night wasn't sure if he was over the limit or not and wanted to find a policeman to ask."