20/20 Vision?
After being followed by police officers for three kilometers, a drunken woman finally stopped at the side of the road as officers pulled up alongside.
When a breath test revealed a blood alcohol level of nearly ten times Sweden's legal limit of 0.02 percent, the woman said that her driving couldn't possibly be affected because she'd been careful to keep one eye closed to prevent her seeing double.
The court, unfortunately for her, looked at her defense with both eyes open; they sentenced her to two months in prison for aggravated drunken driving.