The Tale of McCain and the Poo Depositor
A McCain hating 45-year-old has been ticketed for unlawful dumping after admitting to putting dog feces in his neighbor's truck.
Donald Esmay, a 19-year-old from St Cloud complained to police about the small bags of dog poo that had been appearing in the back of his pickup in the few weeks since he had put a McCain supporting sign there.
Eventually, after weeks of unsuccessfully watching for the culprit, a neighbor was seen approaching the truck on Wednesday. The neighbor was confronted and he admitted to being the Poo Depositor, he also agreed that it was a childish thing to do.
When police later spoke with the neighbor, he told officers he did it because he "hates McCain."
The unlawful dumping ticket comes with a $183 fine.