Officer Charles Brocker, of the Thomas Township Police Department in Saginaw, approached a man at the local Fill-N-Wash Car Wash to see what he was up to. He had watched the man arrive at the car wash on his pushbike and he was now apparently searching for change in the waste excess door of the installation.

However, as he got close enough to see what the man, one Jason Savage, was really up to, Officer Brocker realized that he certainly wasn't looking for change.

Savage, from Michigan, was, to put it delicately, servicing himself with the commercial car vacuum attachment; his response when confronted by Brocker was a simple, "Oh, shit."

Savage was arrested for indecent behaviour.

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