Is that a Lobster in Your Pants or are You Pleased to See Me?
Did you know that San Diego lobsters do not have pincers?
No neither did I but I suspect thirty-three-year-old Binh Quang Chau did - he was caught with six of the newspaper-wrapped creatures stuffed down his pants as he attempted to poach them from La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area in San Diego.
Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons says wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants. All six lobsters were, surprisingly, still alive and were returned to the ocean.