If Police Catch You Having Sex in Your Car...

it's best not to tell them you've been drinking!
Apparently overtaken by passion, 23-year-old Dennis Cullen and his girlfriend were having sex in their car when they were surprised by a tap-tap-tap on the windscreen. They looked up to see a uniformed police officer, whether or not they also saw the several marked police cars in surround parking spaces is not reported.
To make matters worse, the couple was also parked in a disabled space. With the engine running.
Cullen made the mistake of telling the officer that he and his female companion had been drinking at a university function. He was charged with drink driving. Neither he nor his companion were charged in connection with having sex in the car.
Silly boy!
