Hey Ma - There's a Cow Peeing on Our Porch
In Cincinnati, thirty-two-year-old Michelle Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after chasing children and urinating on a neighbor's porch. She was wearing a cow suit at the time.
Police were called when the 'cow' blocked traffic in a busy street. The arresting officer reported that Allen's breath smelled of alcohol, she slurred her speech, and she was belligerent, apparently cussing at him.
I've never been to Cincinnati, maybe I should go.