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Batman Arrested for Wearing a Mask

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After years of evasion, Batman has finally been brought down by disapproving police officers. It was in Tampa, a long way from Gotham City, that the real identity of the caped crusader was finally revealed.

You may have thought it was mild-mannered Clark Kent but, no, behind the Batman Mask was 21 year old Walsh Ian Nichols, who apparently likes a night on the town and often patrols the nightclubs of Ybor City in his mask and cloak.

Still unaware that all the Caped Crusader's actions are made for the greater good, police arrested batman for wearing his mask on a public right of way.

Nichols was released a few hours after his arrest on $500 bail. But his alter-ego, Batman, is prepared for all eventualities, and undeterred by police keeping his mask as evidence, he told the St. Petersburg Times that he has a spare.

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