Bananas in Pyjamas - the Adult Version

Australian customs officials found more than they bargained for when the frisked a Samoan passenger on Wednesday. Whether by watching the woman's gait or by some other, more magical means, the officers suspected that the fifty-six year old from the Czech Republic might be concealing something on her body. The examining female officer found the women had secreted three banana plants in her underpants.
Quarantine officers seized the plants, which Customs say are a threat to Australia's banana industry because they can carry black sigatoka disease, fusarium wilt, or moko disease.
You can even see a picture of the recently released plants if you follow the link.
