Man Get's Ass Thrown into Jail
AN Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob.
When the director of a local agricultural institute complained that somebody was stealing his crops, police set up a checkpoint. It was sometime later that the un-named donkey and his owner were apprehended. The donkey was found in possession of the institute's corn and sentenced to spend 24 hours in jail. His owner was allowed to go free on payment of an $11.40 fine.
Now, what's that about the law being an ass...