Even If You Only Use Cocaine When You're With Prostitutes...
...Don't Tell the Police!
A 40 year old man was stopped by a trooper after being seen to drive his vehicle erratically. As the trooper was examining the man's driving license, white powder was seen to fall out of a crumpled up $100 bill. The man told the trooper that he only used cocaine when he was 'with the prostitutes.'
The driver's mistake was his answer to the question 'when were you last with a prostitute' with 'tonight.'
Strangely enough, the man was transported to the county jail.