Bribe Sandwiches Obviously Contained Wrong Fillling
Mark Anthony Booth, of Iowa City, was charged with drunken driving and bribery early Sunday morning. He was pulled over for driving without headlights and, following a Breathalyzer test, was arrested for drunken driving.
In the squad car journey following the arrest, Booth offered the escorting officer "free Jimmy John's sandwiches if he was allowed to go home."
The officer declined the offer, to which Booth allegedly responded, "C'mon... Nobody's going to know."
Thick as well as crappy sandwiches then.