And You Thought Men Couldn't Multi-Task!
A 50 year old gentleman (I use the term in its broadest sense) is awaiting charges in Michigan after proving to policemen that men can indeed multitask.
The unnamed man was discovered masturbating behind a downtown building Wednesday afternoon. The gentleman was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles; in one hand he held a beer and his other hand was otherwise engaged as he leaned over a pornographic magazine. It's too much to hope that his senses were aroused by the beauty of the written word - multitasking and reading is too much to expect.
Worryingly, police said this man does not match the description of a man who exposed himself to two women in separate incidents on Tuesday.