What Do You Wear When the Laundry Basket's Full and the Wardrobe's Empty?
Well, it's obvious, isn't it - you wear a Winnie-the-Pooh costume.
Well, that's what Japanese Masayuki Ishikawa wore anyway. His two friends apparently have far less style, they dressed as a mouse and a panther.
The thing is, when people in the street stared at them, Ishikawa took umbrage, beat them up and stole $160.
So much for Pooh sticks and honey for tea.