Aah!
This criminal is not so much dumb as naive; I challenge you not to sigh in sympathy (or something).
A 17 year old in Los Osos, California, has been charged with retail theft. He was arrested last Wednesday after he tried to get away with a 'Great Sex Kit' without paying for it.
The product apparently retails for $7.95; I wish I knew how you could get great sex for $7.95!
You know what - if I'd been the store clerk I would have bought it for him.