They Obviously Don't Read Dumb Justice!

Trooper, Nicholas Cortes, stopped a westbound Cadillac for following another vehicle too closely and asked for permission to search the car.
Cortes' search unearthed 1,000 individual packets of heroin with a street value of $25,000, four bags of marijuana and four vials of an unknown yellow liquid, and about $3,000 in cash.
The five occupants of the car were arrested on charges of possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, conspiracy, possession of a controlled substance and possession of a small amount of marijuana. They were sent to Monroe County Prison under $80,000 bail.
If the famous five had been regular readers of Dumb Justice, they would have known better. In fact, Dumb Justice should be mandatory reading for all self-respecting criminals.
