He was Hot, Man!
When restaurant workers arrived for work in Dayton this week, they were faced with the sight of a middle aged, naked man sitting on his front porch and fondling himself. When police arrived, the 58 year old told them "It's OK. I'm a nudist. It's hot out." By his side was a 40 ounce half-empty container of alcohol. Once the man had put on his clothes, he was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of public indecency.
Why is it never young, fit, good-looking people who break the laws of public decency?