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Comedian Urinates in Restaurant Parking Lot

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Oh, and that was after he pulled up the tank top and bra of a 17-year-old girl in the same parking lot. The very aptly named Andy Dick was arrested on charges of drug possession and sexual battery; he was described by officers as being "extremely intoxicated." When searched, marijuana and Xanax were found in the not very funny comedian's pockets.

The (oops, sorry,) Mr Dick was booked at 4:30am on felony possession of narcotics, misdemeanor possession of marijuana and misdemeanor sexual battery. He was later released on $5,000 bail from the Riverside County jail. His court date was set for August 12

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