Come On; We've All Done It!

Okay, who among you has never put something on top of your car and then forgotten about it when driving off? So all that's different in this case is that it was the guy's wife on top of the car and not his lighter.
Husband and wife, Diamond and Monica Mircea, were fighting in the early hours of Sunday morning. Witnesses said they saw the couple leave the house, whereupon Diamond jumped into the car and she climbed onto the car's roof to try to stop him.
Apparently, Diamond drove one block before his wife fell to the street and hit her head. Man, she's got some staying power, ain't she!
Monica Mircea is now hospitalized in critical condition. Diamond Mircea has been charged with vehicular assault and driving while intoxicated. What a gem of a man he is.
