And next time, put the lid down!
When a Kimberly Cole found her partner, Joel Goldsmith, smoking cocaine in their bathroom, she turned the shower on him to wash away the drugs. When he refused to stop smoking the cocaine, she whacked him with the toilet seat.
The Florida couple was arrested. Cole was charged with battery and Goldsmith with possession of cocaine.
Okay - why was there a lone toilet seat lying around? Perhaps she wasn't just pissed at the dope smoking, what really sparked her anger was the fact that the seat had been lying there for ages waiting for Goldsmith to get around to fixing it.