WHAT'S THAT LARGE HARD OBJECT IN YOUR PANTS AREA?
When Frank Keys was pulled over for a traffic violation, he was ordered out of the car and patted down. Officers reportedly felt a "large, hard object in the pants area." It wasn't what you think though, in fact, I don't imagine that Keys could have been any less pleased to see the feds. You see, that large hard object was more 200 grams of heroin! Keys was storing it in a diaper he was wearing.
Your mother was right - always ensure you're wearing clean undergarments when you leave home; certainly don't go out with a diaper full of shit!