SHOULD THREE-HOLE PUNCHES BE BANNED

OR WILL THAT JUST GLAMORIZE THEM?
You wouldn't have classified a three-hole-punch as a lethal weapon, would you? But on Saturday a teenager answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted with two mask-wearing robbers, one of whom was carrying a black gun. The other robber was carrying a three-hole paper puncher.
I suppose the boy was lucky that, as they demanded money, they used the paper punch to beat him with, rather than resort to the gun. Anyway, they got his cash and made off in an unknown direction - I suspect they made off to accounts payable and will send him a receipt.
