READ ON TO CONFIRM WHAT YOU ALWAYS KNEW ANYWAY...
IT'S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO UPSET THE CHEF!
Former restaurant cook, Ryan Kropp, has been charged with a felony of placing foreign objects in edibles, for which he faces a possible jail sentence of three-and-a-half years. The foreign objects were his pubic hairs.
Kropp was fired, along with another cook, following an incident back in February; when a manager asked a customer how his steak was, the customer remarked that it was overdone. However, he had almost finished eating it and declined the offer of a new steak.
But the manager must have just attended a customer service seminar or something, because he insisted on having Kropp prepare a new steak, medium rare, for the customer to take home.
The following day, after finding hair in his medium rare steak, the customer called the restaurant and police.
A second kitchen worker told police Kropp had put a slit in the cooked steak and pushed something inside, saying, "These are my pubes."
Kropp said that, in fact, it was his facial hairs he had put in steak and he did it because he thought the customer was trying to get stuff for free.
Wherever they came from, they were short and curly. Moral: don't ever complain in a restaurant; they don't just spit in your coffee, they put pubes in your food too.