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John Christopher Williams is well known to police and often fails to show up for court appearances, which usually leads to a warrant for his arrest.
Nothing was out of the ordinary yesterday then, when police turned up at Williams' home and arrested him; that is, nothing was out of the ordinary until the bad boy was checked into the cells. There, wrapped neatly around his penis, prison guards discovered nine grams of marijuana.
Williams, claiming that it had all been a misunderstanding, was sentenced to 30 days in prison.