GOD HELD ON BOND OF $86,500!!

I was tempted to classify this as Dumb Celebrity, but it would have been a little disingenuous.
God has been arrested in Tampa, Florida, and charged with selling cocaine.
God Lucky Howard has been under investigation since last month but he was eventually arrested on Saturday after allegedly attempting to sell cocaine to undercover detectives. A subsequent search of his home uncovered a further 22 grams of the drug together with a set of scales.
Records show God was charged with several counts of drug possession and distribution. His charges were increased because he was selling his wares within 1,000 feet of a church.
God might want to rethink his middle name - Lucky doesn't really cut it, does it?
