FIRST THERE WAS THE CHINESE WOMAN HIDING IN A CUPBOARD
NOW WE HAVE A MAN HIDING IN A WOMAN'S COUCH!
The 22 year old New York woman got more than she bargained for when she sat on her couch last Wednesday evening; as she sat down, she felt a bump in the cushions. And the bump moved.
She jumped up (well, you would, wouldn't you) and David Joe Limones, who had cut a hole in the couch and was hiding in the carved out space, emerged, knocking a cell phone out of the woman's hand as he did so.
The woman had filed an earlier complaint against Limones and, when she entered her apartment, she was on the phone because she was worried he might lying in wait for her. Very sensibly, she had asked the friend to stay on the line and call police if something went wrong.
When officers arrived, they found Limones and the the woman arguing on the balcony.
Limones, 27, faces burglary and other charges. He is being held on $20,000 bail. Next time you go searching down the back of the couch for spare change, think on!