Do you remember that story about the woman who got stuck to the toilet after refusing to leave the bathroom for two years? After having sat on the toilet continually for a month, she had sores that would stick to the seat, making it impossible for her to get up. At the time, the sheriff requested that the county attorney charge her boyfriend, Kory McFarren for mistreatment of a dependent adult.

Well, at his court appearance yesterday, McFarren pleaded no contest to mistreating his girlfriend, he also pleaded no contest to an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, which stemmed from an incident in March in which he allegedly exposed himself to a minor.

Hell, he was probably just having a pee - after all, he couldn't use the john!

MSNBC