CRACK INVESTIGATOR? CRACK ACTRESS?

NO JUST SO CRACKED, SHE OBVIOUSLY BROKEN...
Actress, Tatum O'Neal, was arrested on Sunday after being spotted buying crack on the Lower East Side, close to where she lives.
Before they found her bag of crack, her bag of coke and her crack pipe, the actress insisted she was just researching an acting role.
After they found her, um, accoutrements, she changed her story to: "I’ve been clean for a long time. Today was the first time I was relapsing, but you guys saved me! Can you let me go?"
They obviously didn't fall for her acting - she was booked for seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance
