Life wasn't easy for the clerk in the convenience store. A steady trudge of customers, all of them convinced they were the only ones to need service, all of them in too much of a hurry to pass the time of day with the lowly store assistant. Things couldn't really get any worse. Could they?

Yup!

Just after midnight a man walked in and demanded money. When our poor, lowly clerk refused, the man snatched a banana from the counter and started hitting the clerk with it.

You know, everybody has their threshold, and our clerk had reached his. He drew a knife. Banana man split.

MSNBC