WELL, I'D HAVE NOTICED SOONER IF SHE'D NABBED THE TV REMOTE!

In Japan, a man shared his home, and his closet, with a homeless woman for a year without realizing. He only became suspicious when he noticed his food was disappearing. The woman was eventually discovered on Thursday; she was found hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and was arrested for trespassing.
The woman told police she had no place to live and had initially sneaked into the man's house a year ago when he left it unlocked. During her stay, she had moved a mattress into the small closet space and had even took showers, but the house owner only began to investigate when he realized that food had been disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.
If she'd moved the TV remote, he'd have kicked up a stink on the day she moved in.
