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Two men ensured they'd be remembered when they disguised their faces with women's thongs before robbing a convenience store. A surveillance video has been released showing the partners in crime; one of them is about 6 feet tall and weighs between 160 and 180 pounds, while his friend is shorter and fatter, weighing in at about 200lbs. He's only about 5'8" tall and also has a tribal tattoo on his left arm .

I think the short, fat one should think again about the thong, they are very unforgiving to the more rotund figure. He'd be better served with a fully fashioned gusset.

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