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THE MOUNTIES GET THEIR MAN

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In British Columbia yesterday morning, the Royal Mounted Canadian Police once again got their man. Following a 30 minute chase through rush our traffic, the 'crazed, naked, man' was struck by a police SUV, which sent him tumbling over the hood and off the windshield.

The man had been threatening to blow up a bridge, having stolen some coveralls and a white 15-ton truck. He neglected to put on the coveralls but he drove over several police spike belts, made three U-turns on the highway and finally stopped after rolling backward down a hill.

Officials are investigating whether hitting the man with the SUV was intentional or an accident. Oops!

Times Columnist