AND THAT, ESSENTIALLY, WAS WHAT GOT HIM INTO THE SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Brazilian striker, Ronaldo, is at pains to explain that he is "tearful, ashamed, and completely heterosexual" following his assignation with three transvestites in Rio de Janeiro last week. He took the three 'girls' to a motel after having a bust-up with his girlfriend. He went to the motel believing that they were call girls but later discovered that they were not girls at all.

So, does that mean its okay to take three call girls back to a motel then - as long as they don't have penises? I have to say I'm a little concerned to read that he is recovering from a knee injury. I want to know if he sustained the injury before, during, or after his time with the 'girls.'

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