A man was arrested yesterday on suspicion of having sex with a taxi cab. Yes, you did read that right!

According to a report on the self-styled 'website of the Central Coast' Cody Eugene Williams was found wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on the windshield of a taxi cab. Williams also jumped on three other cars and broke a windshield. The report does not say how he broke the windshield but one suspects he might be rather proud of himself.

Unsurprisingly, Williams was drunk at the time of his arrest, when he was booked and jailed on suspicion of vandalism, indecent exposure and committing a lewd act.