IS THAT A SAUSAGE IN YOUR PANTS, OR ARE YOU PLEASED TO SEE ME?
Twenty-three year old Jerry Boston Jr. punched a man at a Marathon gas station and was arrested. The arresting officer was a little taken aback to find 23 packs of Slim Jim beef jerky and "hot sausages" in his pants.
Apparently the sausage loving Boston tried to pay for one sausage but the clerks could clearly see five more sticking out of his pants.
When one of the female clerks tried to call the police, Boston called her a lesbian, telling her to shut up because he had to feed his kids.
Perhaps she just isn't too keen on trouser sausages.