An unnamed woman from Quebec has been arrested and held after 11.5 kilos of cocaine worth $1.4 million were found hidden in packs of cake mix she had shipped from Peru.

What amuses me most about this report is not the stupidity of importing coke in cake boxes (or should that be cake in coke boxes) but the fact that the opening paragraph reads:

Quebec woman is feeling the heat after 12 kilos of cocaine were found in boxes of cake mix being brought into the country through Pearson Airport

But the charge is for 11.5 kilos. Okay guys, who's got the spare half kilo?

Canoe