BREAST JOB IN THE WORLD GOES TITS UP
Michael Myers (yes, you did read that right, Michael Myers) encouraged a woman to get into his car by impersonating a police officer. He said that she was too drunk to make her own way home and he would give her a ride; to assuage her fears, he showed her a cop badge.
It was only sometime later, after a concerned call to the police by two firefighters who had witnessed the scene, that officers discovered the silver badge in Myers car. It read "Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation."
Listen, I wouldn't have needed a badge, once the guy told me he was Michael Myers, I'd have been outta there!