ANOTHER MEGA HIT FOR AMY WINEHOUSE

Troubled British singer, Amy Whitehouse, has just scored another massive hit - on a a 38 year-old man in the street. The singer had enjoyed a night out on the town and was rather the worse for wear; a good Samaritan offered to hail her a cab for which his reward was a head butt from the singer. She had also punched a guy in the face because he refused make way for her at the pool table.
Later she walked into a lampost while smoking cannabis (or something!). That's not her usual sort of smack, is it.
She wasn't so much bar-hopping as bar-staggering. At one point, Winehouse apparently screamed "I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs." Well, she had at least two hits!
She was due to be questioned today (Friday) on the grounds of assault.
