WELL, IT CAN BE IF YOU DRINK IT BY THE BOX FULL!
A hotel employee called the emergency services Saturday afternoon to report she'd just helped a man who was passed out in the hallway to his room. The woman said the 42-year-old Bremerton man was unconscious in the hallway and smelled "fruity." He had a bag with liquid in it and told her not to call police.

However, the woman did call the police and the attending officer found the man lying on the bed. The man didn't respond to the officer at first and his eyes were half open; by his side was an empty 3 liter box of wine.

Now, get this bit: Medics were called to the room and took the man to the hospital for intoxication.

Why did they take him to the hospital for intoxication, when he was so obviously able to intoxicate himself!

Kitsap Sun