THE GNOME PROJECT

Charles Morrison came home drunk and belligerent so, quite understandably, his teenage stepdaughter tried to eject him from the house. Morrison was not going to go easily: he cut telephone wires, punched holes in the wall, and manhandled the young girl. Eventually though, the girl succeeded in pushing her stepfather through the back door. Morrison wasn't done yet, however - he threw a garden gnome back in through the window.
The gnome hit the stepdaughter and caused a cut above her eye. Morrison was jailed on $25,000 bond, charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment.
I wouldn't be surprised if Morrison now has gnome home to go to.
