Heather Mills yesterday professed herself to be happy with her divorce settlement from ex Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney. Okay, she gave out mixed messages, I mean, if she was so happy why did she throw a jug of water over Sir Paul's lawyer's head? Never mind, I thought, let's give her the benefit of the doubt.

Then today, details of the trial were published and poor (sorry, rich) old Heather doesn't come out of it too well.

The Judge in the trial said that Heather Mills gave "inconsistent and inaccurate" evidence, and said that she was a less than impressive witness.

Still, if being less than impressive gets you $34,000 for each day of a four-year marriage, perhaps she's not as stupid as she looks.

Reuters