POLICE BUST PANTS PARTY
In Sydney, Australia, a man has been caught with more than 800 ecstasy tablets stuffed down the front of his pants. The value of his pant contents was estimated as being Australian $35,000 (about US$ 31,500) - maybe that's one guy whose pants I wouldn't mind getting into. Just for the resale value, you understand.
He was charged with possessing a prohibited drug and supplying a commercial quantity of a prohibited drug. I want to know how big his underpants were!