In Scotland, police were called to investigate reports of a man in the street who was wearing underwear that partly exposed his genitals. Turned out he had his thong on back to front. Adults were concerned because it was school-chucking-out time and youngsters were passing the partially clad man.

Police later said that there was no sexual element involved in the display - the guy was just drunk. He is reported to have said, "I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore."

Easy as that eh?

BBC